Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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