I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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