Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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