Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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