wat bout pragnant strippers??
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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