I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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How's work?
Spinning.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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