Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ketchup is God's man juice
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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