Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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