she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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