at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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