god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just found puke in my bra..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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