We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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