I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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