Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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