How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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