I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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