If i come over, it means nothing
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
