Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
handjob tips. give me some.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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