I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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