Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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