if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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