I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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