can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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