her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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