No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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