Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
