My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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