so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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