Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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