she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
