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I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
