i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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