I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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