Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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