oh god the rape fog is back!
one might say we're banned from that church
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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