we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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