Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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