after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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