How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
BRING THE BAGELS
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My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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