I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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