My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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