Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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