We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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