Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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