You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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