My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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