Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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