tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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