i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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