I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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