The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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