Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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