Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.