it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.