Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is