I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you would pick up someone in the library
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
What a dumb baby whore.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Randomize
